Washington DC—SMM News has learned that every employee of BuzzFeed regularly buggers farm animals. Three anonymous agriculture industry insiders with access to witness statements, documents, animal e-mails and FDA inspectors have sworn that all BuzzFeed employees are deeply involved in an interstate animal buggering ring. According to these highly credible sources, a number of the victims […]
via BuzzFeed: Farm Animal Buggerers! — Stately McDaniel Manor
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