Omnibus Bill: Dems Declare Victory

A satirical look behind the scenes. Truer than the news. m

The Arizona Conservative

By John Semmens — Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News

This week, Congress appropriated $1.3 trillion in spending to fund the federal government for the next six months. Despite threatening to veto the measure, President Trump signed it “for national security reasons.” Minority Leaders Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) and Sen. Charles Schumer (D-NY) claimed victory.

“We got more out of this bill than we did when we had the majority and Obama was president,” Pelosi boasted. “The GOP’s inability to unite on a program they could all support meant that Republican leaders had to buy Democrats to get enough votes to pass the thing. And those votes didn’t come cheap. That the bill has explicit language restricting border fence construction to the same see-through fencing that was already authorized under current law is the ‘cherry on top’ of our takedown of Trump’s agenda. Next up is impeachment after…

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